Now THAT’S A Vise!

Holy Moly what a find.

Although I really wouldn’t call this a “restoration” in the true sense of the word it does look better in the end.

I have never seen a vise like this that you have to adjust the “fixed” jaw height in the back to even the jaws up as you open it up more but it sure is cool.

You can skip towards the end to see what I am talking about.

How To Kill A Boner

Step one;

Stumble across a picture on the internet of a crazy hot chick.

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Step Two,

Pull an Irish and spend an inordinate amount of time and all of your Google Fu tracking that picture down trying to find out who this ravishing beauty is.

Step Three.

Quietly congratulate yourself on your Mad Skillz when you finally find out who she is.

Step Four.

Do a Google image search on the name of the subject of your lust and find out that the original picture is seven years old and she has since got married to some Goober and looks like this now,

Tarek El Moussa and Heather Rae Young move Credit: Heather Rae Young

Step Five.

Close the lid on your laptop and go out in the garage so no one can hear your muffled cries of anguish.