19 thoughts on “If Phil Owned A Restaurant

  1. I would think any restaurants of Phil’s would have string bikini wearing waitresses and topless wimmins bartenders… the only problem with that they would be all over 60.

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  2. I like it. Everytime I get gas I think there should be 3 choices for “Do you want a receipt?”
    Yes,
    No, and
    NO I DON’T WANT A FUCKING RECEIPT !

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  3. Nurse Sandy, the titillation you’re providing to these old farts may see one of them fake a heart attack, just so he can put his tongue in when you give the kiss of life, like the Snickers ad. Also, many have quite unsanitary personal habits, you could get cooties*. Lookin’ your way Cederq! *just what are cooties?

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