10 thoughts on “Fucking Hipster Wannabe’s.

  1. I have a son that is medically retired military. And he doesn’t have to have a regulation haircut. He has his hair like that guy, shaved on the sides and long floppy on top. He thinks he’s cool because ya know Ragnar or some one on that Vikings show had a haircut like that.
    Looks like s**t…..all greasy and flopping in his eyes. Constantly stroking it to keep it out of his eyes.
    Sigh…..guess he’s happy.

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    • Because I have a big mouth, I used to be drunk 24/7 and I weighed 150 pounds.
      I’d get pasted and not even see it coming.
      The fucking thing is basically on a hinge at this point.

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      • Do you have a problem with a deviated septum? Flattened Turbinates? With your nose broken so many times it is wonder you can breathe out of it. I have only had my nose broken twice, I feel like a amateur piker. Both of mine was in fights that fortunately I walked away on my feet (You never win a fight) The other guys didn’t do as well. They broke my nose and it really pissed me off.

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  2. Give them a few years, they will have life change for them. More than LARPing.

    I wasnt a hipster but I was as equally as lost. Never made it as a beach bum or a “racetard”. I wasnt much of a biker.

    Now I look like a cowboy reject…and I listen to heavy metal. Life has thrown me a few curveballs.

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  3. Had mine busted once, in 4th grade, by a neighbor kid. Good thing my sister was home, because when Mom saw all the blood she fainted, and my sister was there to catch her.
    I looked like a raccoon for about 3 weeks….

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