Because there are wayyyy too many nosy fucking Karens out there who can’t seem to mind their own damn business.
Jesus Christ, I can remember when I was a kid we would run around in packs all over the damn place.
It was a slow day if there weren’t at least 7 or 8 of us running around looking for trouble to get into.
And whoever’s house we wound up being closest to at lunch time saw someone’s Mom cranking out Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches like crazy.
It didn’t matter who’s place it was, it was an unwritten law of the neighborhood.
Now ya gotta have a damn sign out front explaining why you have kids running around your place to keep some stupid fucking Karen from calling CPS on your ass?
If some nosy cunt had pulled that shit on us back in the day my Mom would have moved Heaven and Earth to find out who it was so she could tear that bitch a new asshole.
I’m not even kidding.