You know who ya are, the little bitches that have been coming around talking shit about me being a toothless old man who likes to believe in conspiracy theories.
Well, ya got half of it right.
I’m gettin’ old and I’m running out of teeth to be pulled.
As for the conspiracy theory part, it seems to me that they are are trending towards being factual in greater numbers by the fucking day.
Fauci, Wuhan and weaponized bio warfare were all conspiracy theories a month ago.
So I have something for you dumb fuckers here.
There’s two, just for you.
Stick one in your mouth and stick the other one up your ass
. Switch them every fifteen minutes.