6 thoughts on “Could You Be A Little More Specific?

  1. Years ago I heard a tale of a watermelon farmer put up sign saying “There’s one poison melon in this patch.” Some wag added “Now there’s two.”


    • egorr, why is the lion wearing pork chop panties? That seems rather an extreme clothing choice for a feline, now for your pal Cederq, that I could believe.


  2. There used to be signs on the chain link fence around Lion Country Safari in FL that read “Trespassers will be eaten”.


  3. Point of order:

    How would you get the lion into the pork chop panties first?

    Abysmal grammar FTW.
    Groucho Marx for the set-up.

    I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
    How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.


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