We would more than likely end up saving a metric assload of money in the long run, IF, these conditions are met.
Here’s the deal.
The second anyone takes one thin dime of that money, a whole bunch of things happen immediately.
First off, those EBT cards y’all are so fond of?
Permanently, for life.
No WIX programs, Food Stamps, Section 8 housing, all gone forever.
No Affirmative Action either, we are even now, remember?
Y’all gonna need to find a place to live because we are going to be needing that subsidized housing for the Mexicans, Hondurans and all the rest of Joe Biden’s new little friends pouring over our border lately.
No free phones, free medical, nothing.
You pay just like the rest of us Privileged Motherfuckers.
And that little deal you women got going of having six kids from six different Baby Daddies because you get more money for them?
Yeah, that goes away too.
Let’s all rejoice now that the Circle of Poverty will be broken.
So if we can agree to these conditions then get out the Official Check Book, line ’em up and pay ’em off.
When they blow all that money and come around whining about being broke and how we owe them then we can just look their name up to see if they took the money, then tell them I hear Honduras is nice this time of year and they have plenty of room now.