I pulled into a Quickie Mart type joint yesterday on my way to work and saw some guy trying to back out of a parking spot in front of the joint. Another rig was pulling around the corner of the building and wanted to pull into another spot. Instead of waiting for the guy to get backed out and get gone like I did, this other rig made him stop after he was all the way out and trying to drive off by driving around him. I thought sure I was going to see the two of them tangle fenders.
The first guy saw the jackass and stopped, the jackass whipped around him into a parking spot just a few feet in front of me. The first guy is shaking his head as he pulls away, I am shaking my head at the jackass too.
I pull in the spot the first guy left and look over. Here is a fat old Mommy type in the passenger seat and something that looked almost exactly like that picture jumps out of the drivers seat.
I swear to God that kid looked like he was twelve years old.
She acted like nothing just happened and off they go to get a half rack of Mt. Dew and some other garbage.
I’d have lit that kid up if he was mine.
As it is, it was a very good reminder that these types are out there on the road, joining the multitudes of the other stupid motherfuckers one has to deal with every fucking day.