“Seize the moment”
Anybody actually seen a free pile of dirt lately?
I know I sure as shit haven’t.

They are rarer than you think honey.
“Seize the moment”
Anybody actually seen a free pile of dirt lately?
I know I sure as shit haven’t.
They are rarer than you think honey.
The follow on comments for that thread are just as funny.
“Uh, do you think that dirt is still there?” kinda comments.
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Dirt is a premium resource in my neck of the woods. There’s an entire industry that will break your knee caps if they find you giving it away for free.
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Tell Jessie that he recognized a dirty girl, a cheap dirty girl.
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Free dirt has more value then a blushing bride….
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Y’all must live in an alternate universe, we have free dirt all the time ’round these here parts…
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Hey, where’s this dirt Jesse? Asking for a friend.
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