I know damn good and well the Wifely Unit is going to be out here shortly.
She will turn on that fucking Idiot Box on her way into the kitchen because she has to have that fucker on during all waking moments.
Then it will be OH MY GOD SNOWMAGEDDON!!!ELEVENTY!!ELEVEN!!
Chicken Littles, Karens and every dumb fucking bastard they can get to stand in front of a camera going on and on about how horrible it is and how the entire region is paralyzed. There will be the obligatory scenes of metal carnage as we see yet again there are way too many dumb motherfuckers out there who have no clue how to drive in inclement weather but By George they gotta get to fucking Starbucks and get that damn Latte anyway.
Non Fucking Stop in 3…2..1..
All because of this,
What, 2,maybe 3 inches of snow.
Lord help us this country is chock full of dumbasses.
Yes, it’s still coming down, no, I don’t give a fuck.
Y’all have a nice day now.