Because even as stupid as I was when I was young, I was never quite this fucking stupid.
There’s One I Never Did
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
Because even as stupid as I was when I was young, I was never quite this fucking stupid.
That’s because you were not a millennial Phil. That’s a special kind of stupid.
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Looks to be Weapons Grade.
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Beat me to it, Phil.
Being an automation engineer, among other things, I know the equipment has NO way of sensing millennials doing stoopid things while performing its operations.
If you try to make something foolproof, The Universe will just come up with bigger fools. Bet on it.
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When I was about 16, my mom used the term whore’s
bath. I asked her what that meant. She responded by
making gestures. She used her right to simulate
washing her left armpit and her left hand to do the
same thing on her right armpit. When she did the
same thing in the crotch area, I nearly pissed my pants
laughing. She was a great mother but at times she
could be as gritty as Betty White on a three day bender!
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What my Mom used to call a “PTA Bath”, Pits, Tits, Ass…
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I always heard it as “PTA: Pussy, Tits, and Armpits”.
🙂
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Tomato, tomatto…
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I always heard it as “Pah-TAY-toe”, “Pah-TAH-toe”
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It’s not stupid.
It’s laundry day.
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Laundry and bath day, it’s a twofer eh?
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Just curious, what does Dumbass Wet Millennial Chick smell like??
Asking for a friend.
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