LMFAO, OMG! You Are SO Not Ready For This

So Death Ray’s dog done got up and ran away after listening to some old Savatage?

Yeah, y’all better bolt the fuckin’ doors before you click play on this motherfucker.

Allow me to present

Cattle Decapitation and BRING BACK THE PLAGUE.

Mwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

Here’s the lyrics, so you can, you know, sing along at home.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

“Bring Back The Plague”

Yersinia Pestis

The recurring pandemic
Not often enough it seems
For these mammalian hosts
A systematic invasion is a must

These scattering rats
Their diseased existence
Earth’s megalopoli, a plague focus
Eradicated with Death’s persistence

The density of the populace intensifies and modernized
The wrath of God bleeds from their eyes
And like the raven, this contagion keeps repeating, ever eating
Humanity to nevermore

Every body, a host
Every body, infected
Corpses white as a ghost
Naturally selected

Every body, a host
Every body, infected
Corpses white as a ghost
Naturally selected

Black Death, you’ve found us
Your cloak surrounds us
Boundlessly drown us
In bacillus countless

Bring back the plague
Delete those that threaten a new world
Start today
Dig their graves

They’ll find a way
To rid the world of finding new tomorrows
End of days
Dig those graves

Bring back the plague
Even if it means your own survival
Is at stake
Dig your grave

We’ll find a way
To rid the world of everyone tomorrow
End of days
Dig our grave

Malignant
Virulent
Mephitic
Anthropomorphic

Pneumonic
Septicemic
Bubonic
Anthropologic

15 thoughts on “LMFAO, OMG! You Are SO Not Ready For This

  1. I actually watched the whole thing through! I am more of a blather idiot then I was before and I will never listen to Merle Haggard quite the same way. It was fun watching ass hole fight over shit paper and I wanted to see if the girl in the bikini with the per-cancerous mole on her ass cheek would be seen again. I watched and to prove the guy sitting on the shitter fondling the TP and through the remote on his Bark O lounger…

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  2. Now that’s kinda like the shit folks at redlights have to listen to when I pull up in my Silverado. Those Bose speakers have no mercy.

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