How about if I snuck down into the neighbors front “yard” (woods) and cut off the top 10 feet off a 20′ spruce and hustled it up into my living room before they could say “What was that noise?”
Did you hear the one about the people who named their Christmas tree Amy Winehouse because you end up with needles all over the floor and it it dies anyway?
Bonus points if you grabbed the box from the neighbors.
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How about if I snuck down into the neighbors front “yard” (woods) and cut off the top 10 feet off a 20′ spruce and hustled it up into my living room before they could say “What was that noise?”
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Did you hear the one about the people who named their Christmas tree Amy Winehouse because you end up with needles all over the floor and it it dies anyway?
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Good one.
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Some assembly required?
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