So Bill DeBlasio Tries To Walk Down The Street

Aaaaand I have a new hero,

It won’t be very long now and it won’t be safe for any of these motherfuckers to walk down any street.

It won’t matter how many fucking body guards they have.

27 thoughts on “So Bill DeBlasio Tries To Walk Down The Street

  1. Nice. That guy off screen should work on his vocabulary though.
    Phil: couldn’t you give him some advice what slurs and cuss words to use for maximum impact?
    I mean even though it’s a nice try it more some sort if mumbling that’s possibly due to a mask this guy is wearing.
    Nevertheless my verdict (and I firmly believe that I am speaking on behalf of your audience here) is that his speech needs most definitely some polishing.
    Sure there’s an abundance of different possibilities uttering the word “fuck” but after an extended period of time it’s not so easy holding back some yawning, you know.
    English language offers so many possibilities for educated and home hitting slurs it’s really a pity he doesn’t broaden his opinions of personal insults.
    Maybe you could, nah….maybe … strike that all together… alright here it goes: Phil you MUST teach that guy how to cuss properly.
    The resistance movement depends on it!
    Europeans will watch the development of cussing culture very closely frim now on.
    We count on your cooperation, comrade!

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      • Amateurs trying to swear always reminds me of Mark Twain: “Most people should not swear. This is not a moral judgment but an artistic one. The fact is, most people don’t know how to swear any more than they know how to play the bassoon. Both require years of practice and expert instruction. Yet virtually all the swearing one hears in the course of a day sounds trite, discordant, and uninspired. The lack of melody and imagination offends the ear more than the words offend the sense of decency. Profanity should therefore be left to the skilled and well-trained professional.” Continuing on, “There ought to be a room in this house to swear in,” he told a friend. “It’s dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.” He observed that, “Under certain trying circumstances swearing provides relief denied even to prayer.” And continued, “If I cannot swear in heaven, I shall not stay there.”

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        • Legend has it that Livvy grew tired of Sam’s swearing, and one day she let loose a barrage of similar language at him.
          His response was “Dear, you’ve got the words, but you just don’t have the music.”

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    • I submit that we need a stronger word than “fuck”; it’s like “raciss”, in that it’s been used so much it’s worn out it’s value.

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  2. Unfuck U, this being Phil’s blog, it’s only right and proper you enquire of his service first, but how come you didn’t also reach out to egorr? Now Phil can likely curse a blue streak whenever he busts a knuckle, may even channel the late, and truly great, R. Lee Ermey, but any of you would be put to shame alongside any Aussie girl when it comes to swearing and imaginative invective!

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    • You don’t have a clue, do ya?’Lemme ‘splain to you that I was literally cussing before I was saying full sentences.
      My father was an Operating Engineer.
      I grew up around heavy equipment operators, Iron Workers, Teamsters, Pile Bucks, Dredge Hands, Race Car crews and almost all of my dad’s friends, who were all in the United States Navy with him.
      By the age of ten I could make a truck driver blush.
      Fifty years later I have honed it to an art form and have actually invented new cuss words after busting one too many knuckles.
      You bring your little Sheila’s around and I’ll show ’em how it works.
      And if you were paying attention to what I just wrote you will take note that there is not one single curse word in it.
      I can articulate my thoughts with or without them just fine.

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      • My baby sister might give you a run for your money. At four
        years old, she was still crawling into my bed whenever she
        had a bad dream. I decided it was time to cure her of that
        habit. I gently woke her up, pulled the blanket over her
        head, and let one rip! Back in those days, I could set off
        the H20 alarms in an oil refinery. The words that came out
        of her mouth shocked me. I thought I woke up with a
        drunken sailor!

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  3. It’ll get worse if Biden wins. When Trump’s tax cuts and regulatory reforms
    are overturned, gasoline prices and utility bills will increase. The stock
    market will drop along with the 401k plans of working-class Americans.
    SHAZAM, the cunt governor of Oregon called in the National Guard to deal
    with the Pantyfag/Burn Loot Murder rioters and COVID restrictions are
    being lifted. Add increased unemployment into this stew and get the
    rioters turning on the masters who released them and an even angrier
    working-class that will turn their anger on the Democrat party!

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  5. Oh Phil, I do have an idea. I was speaking in irony, and not a little admiration. I was reading your blog for some years before opening my yap in comments. Don’t be so precious, your pearl string will snap.

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    • I’ll just clutch ’em a little closer then thankyouverymuch.
      The trouble with the internet is that after all these years, no one has yet come up with a sarcasm icon.

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  6. You can’t fucking make this shit up! The coup plotters got ahead of themselves.
    If you ask Siri “who is the president of the United States?” it comes back with
    the answer Cameltoe Harris.

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  7. Oh, now we are getting into what I enjoy! I love to swear, it is so refreshing and cathartic… I am not some ass binded 5th level like Phil I am sure, but at least a scum sucking 3rd level master baitman that will one day will surpass his master and make him proud. I didn’t have a Navy father, just some pansy assed Air Farce Pilot that was later transited into the Airfarce Project management and retired a Brig Gen, sure, he could cuss, but not like a smarmy Navy puke could or a bucked fucked iron worker, or heavy equipment breakers…

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    • 22 years of Naval Service. I’ve been cussed by experts. Bosun’s Mates and Air Bosses.

      They could make R. Lee Ermy blush.

      More than once, I’ve been tempted to hold up a hand and say ‘Hold up a minute; I’m writin’ this shit DOWN!”

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  8. Phil, I’ve seen it claimed on the ‘net (where nobody *ever* bullshits) that it is possible to enroll at a George Soros website, and become a paid ‘protestor’, to even become a paid affiliate for securing the services of such fellow travellers. Now it occurred to me just how delicious it could be if somebody with more ‘net skills than me would verify this, then if legit, further linkup his willing friends so that all were collecting money and info from ol’ George to search out real street Socialists, drunk on power, to introduce them to reality. I reckon that such a clued-up person would have to be careful, both for his friends’ safety, and to defeat security on the other side, and the alphabet guys. Just putting an idea out there.

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