A Vintage Solution To A Modern Problem

Trying to run errands downtown and those pesky protesters keep jumping in front of your car?

Now you can scoop them up and release them unharmed on the other side of town so that they will forget all about protesting and be most concerned about getting home to change their shorts.

Once you have them scooped up you just mash the gas pedal to the floor and enjoy their frantic pleas to stop.

6 thoughts on “A Vintage Solution To A Modern Problem

    • Wouldn’t work for the average car, so you’d need a 3/4 to 1 ton pickemup truck just to be able to handle the weight of the nosecone..
      But it’ll work quite well, thankyouveddymuch!

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