I saw the Murder Princess trying to get to this little joker the other night. The thing saw her coming and took off like a rocket.
Must have let it’s guard down.
The little fucker done out did her self with this kill, that little bunny is at least 2/3’s her size.
I found the poor thing out in the back yard in front of the garden shed when I went out to get the lawn mower.
I tells ya I’m gettin’ old kids. That lawn was overdue 3 weeks ago but The Wifely Unit loaned our mower to her sister without telling me until I went out looking for it.
It’s either been raining ever since the day she brought it back or I been sick. Even with the wheels jacked up as far as they go, I barely made two passes and had to take a break.
Pushing that bastard gives me cramps in my calves so bad I can’t even walk after a bit and I run out of wind about the same time.
So I sat my narrow old ass down and took a break.
Ain’t no hurry, especially since it’s the last time it’s getting mowed this year.
By me at least.