If that ain’t a “I’m going to fucking kill you” look, I never saw one.
Pissed Clear The Fuck Off
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If that ain’t a “I’m going to fucking kill you” look, I never saw one.
Wifey said get some lavender oil and epsom (sp?) salts and do a hot soak in the tub for yer funk. Said the lavender will help w/the pain too. She knoweth what she speaketh of.
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of course yer gonna look like this cat after, and smell like a french whore but hey, give it a shot… cain’t hurt no more than yer already
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I never even tried to wash my semi-feral Tomcat. I like my blood right where it
is, in my veins! A cat is fastidiously clean and washing them is unnecessary.
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Anyone who has to learn the hard way to not wash a cat deserves whatever happens afterward.
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Poor Cat.
I hope he get’s his revenge.
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Especially when you’re showering with a dude..
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what the fuck!?!
there’s someone who should never have animals.
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Thats just begging for it.
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I would never do that. I value my balls too much to take Slowpoke
Rodriguez II in the shower with me!
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we have one that absolutely loves to get in the shower. his name is loki.
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I bet the name fits!
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yes, into everything even at 12 years old and goes outside just to scrap with Otis the outdoor cat. Otis is young and twice his size but loki kicks his butt all day long.
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Oh yeah, Murder Kitteh is present and accounted for. It will definitely crap in your shoe when given 1st opportunity.
Have an older cat who got an urinary infection and began pissing all over herself, no time to get to cat box. I had to clean her in the sink, and was ready for a fight. Pro-Tip – warm the water up before using it on the cat. A little soft soap to shampoo also doesn’t hurt.
She struggled a little bit at the beginning, but I think realized I was taking off gunk that needed to go. She seemed happier after I dried her off with a towel and let her finish her grooming. Definitely happier afterward.
I don’t make a habit of cleaning our cats, but this time, she gave me a pass.
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Pro Tips on how to wash a pussy:
1) Ya gotta catch the pussy, use bright sparkly things to get their attention and grab em quick.
2) Set the ambience to soothing tunes, takes the bite out of ’em.
3) Set the water temp to slightly warm, not cold or cool, if they’re purring you got it right.
4) Get a window screen and put ’em on all fours on it. The claws will grip the screen and not back out. This is important as your life depends on it.
5) Lower pussy into bath and apply baby shampoo and scrub all over. Stay away from the head, that part bites.
6) Rinse twice to get all the foam off. This might get a little sporty.
7) Take pussy on window screen and throw ’em out front door.
8) Do all the above wearing long cuff welding gloves, welding apron, jacket and full face mask.
Spin
They call me the Pussy Whisperer.
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LMFAO!
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That’s for cats, right?
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Pussy is pussy…
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Mr. Pussy is NOT happy! Wet and cold. Probably not used to it.
Wife Unit and I have had occasion to wash critters before, and keeping the water temp to about 90 degrees F is conducive to the wash cycle – they don’t seem to mind *nearly* as much. Also, don’t “caputure” the critter, let them have the forepaws on the sink/laundry tub edge so they “have an escape”, Wash, as was mentioned, with a VERY mild soap (baby shampoo is quite adequate), and do a really really good rinse because hte cat is going to lick itself clean and dry no matter how good a job you do. Towel dry gently, let the cat loose and let the cat do the rest.
Use lots of bandages to stop your bleeding. If you do it right, this will be minimal.
(Suuuuuuure, minimal…)
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Put some shampoo in toilet. Drop cat into toilet and slam the lid shut.
Hold lid down as if your life depends on it. It does
Flush twice
Try to exit bathroom and shut door before cat gets out
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A related video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sVuOCax7wI
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