Funny how he flipped the guy off and said FU, right before he got lit up. Attitude changed in a hurry, didn’t it? Too bad he didn’t have my paintball gun. Mine is a Planet Eclipse, Etha II – it’ll lay down 12 balls per second with the ramping turned on. He’d look like a commie smurf with all the blue paint on him.
Also notice the 1911 in the homeowner’s holster. Just in case.
You should mix paint, pepper, and some “specially prepared” balls – use Butyl Mercaptain, injected into the balls via syringe. Bloody effective, marks them, and gets their attention!
Used to have an old Stalker single-shot when we played paint ball, and the local hooligans were robbing my mom’s garden – dog went nuts, reached into the freezer, pulled out the 20 round tube, loaded the Stalker, added a CO2 cartridge, and went out.
He was screaming all the way thru the backyards trying to hop fences, getting pelted with orange frozen paintballs.
Back when I played paintball there were 2 different types of paint, recreation and tournament. The tourney paint was an evil concoction that stuck like glue, stained like ink and if you got lit up, you needed a garden hose to clean up. It was like the unholy child of prussian blue and the slime they used to sell for kids to play with. All that to say, a case of that with an electro-pneumatic marker running an electric hopper would make for an excellent way to say stay off my lawn. If you are on a budget however, a Tippman 98 will work just fine.
Funny how he flipped the guy off and said FU, right before he got lit up. Attitude changed in a hurry, didn’t it? Too bad he didn’t have my paintball gun. Mine is a Planet Eclipse, Etha II – it’ll lay down 12 balls per second with the ramping turned on. He’d look like a commie smurf with all the blue paint on him.
Also notice the 1911 in the homeowner’s holster. Just in case.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
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Pretty soon it’s gonna be 5.56 or .308, not paint balls..
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You should mix paint, pepper, and some “specially prepared” balls – use Butyl Mercaptain, injected into the balls via syringe. Bloody effective, marks them, and gets their attention!
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Getting them cold, or frozen is nice too.
Used to have an old Stalker single-shot when we played paint ball, and the local hooligans were robbing my mom’s garden – dog went nuts, reached into the freezer, pulled out the 20 round tube, loaded the Stalker, added a CO2 cartridge, and went out.
He was screaming all the way thru the backyards trying to hop fences, getting pelted with orange frozen paintballs.
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Back when I played paintball there were 2 different types of paint, recreation and tournament. The tourney paint was an evil concoction that stuck like glue, stained like ink and if you got lit up, you needed a garden hose to clean up. It was like the unholy child of prussian blue and the slime they used to sell for kids to play with. All that to say, a case of that with an electro-pneumatic marker running an electric hopper would make for an excellent way to say stay off my lawn. If you are on a budget however, a Tippman 98 will work just fine.
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I really enjoyed that, I could watch it over and over again. Thanks
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Day. Made. You couldn’t drag the grin off my face right now without a team of oxen.
Damn, that had to be fun.
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