28 thoughts on “Unpossible!

  1. Perfect one for the Aussie… desperate. I can see the Aussie having long walks in the park, soul wrenching kissing that lasts for days and finally a restraining order and a hefty settlement when she she finally divorces him cuz’ she can’t understand a blooming thing he says.

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    • It would never get to a divorce.
      She’d suffocate from all the sun block and bug spray living with him in French Gianna or whatever hell hole his hiding at.

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    • Sounds good to me Cederq, so long as she makes me Vegemite sangers and brings me a cold Cooper’s Pale Ale, there’d be no divorce. Damn shame she’s not a redhead.

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      • Her hair, in both extremes can be dyed red…. Sangers? is that what down udders call a sammich? Is a “Cooper’s Pale” anything like that camel piss Fosters you Australians sell here in the 32 oz cans?

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        • Nothing Aussie about the Fosters you so correctly describe! The Coopers Pale Ale is a crisp, refreshing Indian Pale Ale type, I believe you confused protester Yanks know as IPH beers. An actually quite good Beer!

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    • I knew a few people that tried “too much” to be trendy and failed at the personality thing too. It is kind of sad. I dont think she is ugly at all but I also think she has made a habit of being unhappy/unfulfilled. (Yes, I can tell that)

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      • Us oldfarts have extensive experience in dealing with “unhappy/unfulfilled” women and men for that matter. If you are observant, you pick up body/ image cues and language,syntax, word usage on people and you know with a fair amount of accuracy the true nature of people.

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        • I always kind of like to old guy who said “I’m never getting married again. I’m just going to find a woman I don’t like and buy her a house!”
          And if it’s one thing we learn the hard way, it’s “Stay away from crazy!”

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  2. To her credit, she does have that black choker around her neck signifying something to do with world class swallowing, if my information is correct.

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    • Your information is correct. I haven’t seen anything you post not to be truthful and insightful. I understand chokers also signify submission…

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  3. It’s a shame to see so many wasted women.
    Give her 10 years and she’ll be starring in a Karen video yelling at strangers and prosecuting imagined slights and making a fool of herself. At least these bitter liberal future cat ladies don’t reproduce.

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  4. The Earl of Sandwich was said to be on a roll, binge-playing cards when he had the idea for a finger food that would keep meat grease from players’ hands from staining the cards, a bloody good move. I reckon men the world over owe him thanks. Coopers are a South Australia brewery that make delicious brewed-in-the-bottle beers. Don’t quote me, as I don’t usually say anything good about the Crow Eaters state. Fosters, I havn’t seen any sold here in 30 years, since nobody but Bazza McKenzie would drink it! I think it must be just a brand name whacked on any generic camel-piss that is then strained through said camel-driver’s underpants, sound about right? I think the brand is also sold in the Islamic Republic of Pommystan (formerly the UK) too.

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  5. Gal has “mad cat lady” vibes a mile long. Worked with one many moons ago, she was the corporate travel lady. Thought nothing of sending you a fax (half way around the globe – back before internet), to tell you your last travel expense report was 3 cents off. Not kidding, sending the fax cost the company maybe 10 bucks back then. Ice cold blonde, with a dozen cats and never married. Yep, that’s the vibe.

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  6. Gots me one living here with the Wifely Unit. almost 40 years old, married/divorced after one year, not looking. Beats the heck out of me why she’s not interested, because she’s smart, not bad-looking, and neat and would actually make a good mate.
    Kids. Can’t figger ’em out and not allowed to beat ’em any more.

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