You know, for those “Self Defense ” purposes.
A sock covered baseball bat is a really effective home defense weapon. If they grab the bat, the sock will make the bat slip out of their grasp and you can continue beating them until their brains are leaking out of their ears.
Make sure to pass this along to all your loved ones.
Except that shady fucking cousin who does all the Meth.
He can find out the hard way.