Sooooooo gentlemen.
Which one of you smart asses is gonna try and proclaim himself king ?
I will say there ain’t no slouches around here though.
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
Sooooooo gentlemen.
Which one of you smart asses is gonna try and proclaim himself king ?
I will say there ain’t no slouches around here though.
I belong to the National Fuck You Society.
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Leonard, I’m counting down until Sat 15th, VJ Day. Those fucken bandy-legged apes, too bad their homeland doesn’t glow in the dark! I’m not a complete ray-cist, some of them Jappy girls look alright.
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I vote for Notwende, although he does need some practice.
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I have been too busy lately to even be a contender.
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I claim title as the prince
I’ll wait to be ruler but in the meantime
I hate all you assholes
BFYTW‼️
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You can do better than that.
🙂
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I’ll try a little later.
I’m going to be busy for the next few hours kicking my dog.
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Make sure you use the foot that ain’t broke. Unless you really want to get mad.
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And now you’re calling me a gimp
Dammit Cedreq handle this for me will ya.
I’d turn you over to Un but I think he’s swimming a the lake today.
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Thought he was still in France mocking the leg eaters.
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Nah they threw him out last week
Think he was caught smuggling a few Somalis.
Now he’s running around in the father land playing nature boy with his camera
Guess he’s trying to be the Marty Scorsese
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Heh, I always figured him for the kraut version of marty feldman.
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Grog, Unfuck? He’s like an Austrian Mel Brooks, but without any of the intellectual subtlety. Cederq went to visit him once, but misread the spelling of his destination and landed in Australia by mistake. Even if low, we do have some standards, so deportation by Border Force ensued, you’d imagine the hilarity!
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So Deathray, you’re limping like that gimp Virgil, in the movie ‘The Usual Suspects’, as played by Kevin Spacey? Yeah, you’d make a good Keyser Sözé, the devilish stone killer.
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Dang outback Jack you just blew my cover
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You wanna be a prince, not a king; prince is a better deal. The king has to get up and schlep his ass off to work every day, writing edicts, fighting off palace intrigue and deciding who gets beheaded when.
Prince sleeps in, decides which wench he’s going to tumble, and then starts drinking.
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What the hell?
This post has been up well over an hour and Cederq ain’t showed up yet?
Now I’m worried.
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Phil, your concern is noted, but Cederq is likely sulkingly chewing a bone beside that ‘asshole dog Jack’ over at Wirecutter’s place. Apparently nobody makes fun of him there!
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I think he packed up his rig and tandem trailers and headed east.
He saw a loud mouth Brooklyn blonde on YouTube and fell in love.
Tried to warn him
That gal will end up killing him.
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Deathray, I think that Cederq is heading even farther east, to ship his mobile home across the Atlantic, and park it on one of Herr Unfuck von U’s vast estates, that he has stocked with tall Somalian and Sudanese Afro-chicks and other smuggled eastern Europe wenches. I think that Cederq figures to score a decent kidney from one, after marrying her, that she doesn’t speak English being an added bonus! That travel van of Unfuck’s has a secret compartment, entered right under Phil’s sticker, itself a red herring. I reckon those holiday spots in Unfuck’s travelogues are really his own properties, used for shielding his easy-order extra-virgin brides business, sneaky! Hey Unfuck, you offering us any discounts for Phil’s loyal readers? I wouldn’t mind a top-heavy blond Slavic girl, who can cook too.
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The Execute VP of the National Sarcasm Society is (was?) James Napoli. His book, The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, is in my bathroom.
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You mean something like this?
No, really …
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‘At’s a good one. Wasn’t it gang?
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Noooooooo.
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