44 thoughts on “Aussie John Orders In Pizza

        • Cerdreq, the magazine Australian Motorcycle News has a full-page of the cartoon character Fred Gassitt. He is frequently portrayed kicking side-vision mirrors off, or putting his boots into a car door panel, and yelling “Ya karn!” at careless car drivers. It’s a way to get the message out clearly, without printing ‘cunt’. You ever listened to rowdy drunks yelling? You would, if you did ER work, it’s usually “Ya fucken karns!” I like Fred, and his WWII SS veteran uncle Klaus von Gassitt. (maybe Unfuck von U’s rellie?).

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          • I usually asked the doc if I can shoot a cocktail of Ativan in a offending drunk. quiets his/her ass in no time and sleeps like a baby especially if they never had a dose before.. If not, there were other unapproved ways of handling a rowdy drunk, not leaving evidence or marks…

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    • Leonard, not that you’d forget, this Sun 9th is the 75th anniversary of the plutonium atom-bomb over Nagasaki, yay! Then on Sat 15th is VJ Day itself, woo-hoo! Will you be flying your flag?

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  1. Damn, that is an expensive pizza, you better be tipping me handsomely Aussie cheap cunt… or is that mate? I get so confused with ya’ll backwards colloquialisms.

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    • Real Aussies don’t tip, full stop. Service workers here are paid a living wage, and don’t expect gratuities for doing their job, but welcome simple courtesy afforded to them. Of course, when Australians go on holiday overseas, we’re in renown as real tightarses. It’s not rudeness, just ignorance, we expect hospitality employers to factor a decent wage for any employee into their overheads. Also, any taxes are part of the quoted retail price, there simply is no extraneous computing required. But I do have a tip for you Cedriq, don’t forget the pineapple next time! What culture would not have seared pineapple on good pizza? Fucken Yanks!

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        • The Austrians fought the Italians in WWI, trying unsuccesrfully, to prevent the creation of the Hawaiian pizza flavouring: bacon/ham pieces and pineapple chunks on top of tomato sauce on the pie base, plus any extras, simple and tasty. Austrians probably use Herr Glock’s cookbook!

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            • Are they top-heavy Germanic redheads and blondes in the long leather boots? Phwoar! I’ve read of the Austro-Hungarian forces losing entire whole battalions of troops in the Alps, due to freezing overnight without adequate winter gear. It got so cold on winter holiday one night in Wyoming, -40F and C, that the campfire froze, and I had to snap off the flames to put inside my coat!

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              • Assid John, You mean to tell us you visited our fair shore and weren’t kicked out by ICE officers? You would never have survived South Dakota mate, -60F and 60mph winds. Your warm aussie ass would have froze.

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                • Yes Cederq, my Aussie arse would freeze solid, that was back in ’92. I used to work in a refrigerated warehouse, but that is a another matter entirely. The winter in north Qld drops to 12C for a couple hours, three mornings in a row, that’s it. The daytime temp today is 28C, end month of winter. We had one June night that dropped to 20C, the next day at noon it was 20.5C! Kinda screwy that day. Up on the Atherton Tablelands, a large plateau with some hilly areas, it can drop to 0C. No big deal, but this the wet tropics after all. Pig hunting this time of year is good, as it is dry: no struggling along in low/low gear in your 4WD, and the pigs concentrate near the water of course, and feed longer with the cool weather. So more hunting time, less ground cover means better visibility and easier trekking.

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                • Yes Cederq, my Aussie arse would freeze solid, that was back in ’92. I used to work in a refrigerated warehouse, but that is a another matter entirely. The winter in coastal north Qld drops to 12C for a couple hours, three mornings in a row, that’s it. The daytime temp today is 28C, end month of winter. We had one June night that dropped to 20C, the next day at noon it was 20.5C! Kinda screwy that day. Up on the Atherton Tablelands, a large plateau with some hilly areas, it can drop to 0C. No big deal, but this the wet tropics after all. Pig hunting this time of year is good, as it is dry: no struggling along in low/low gear in your 4WD, and the pigs concentrate near the water of course, and feed longer with the cool weather. So more hunting time, less ground cover means better visibility and easier trekking.

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      • Oh, I like pineapple and Canadian bacon and American bacon on my deep dish pizza! There is not a better pizza except a true Supreme Pizza with every meat available.

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  2. It’s cool Phil. I can’t see that chit well enough to tell, but it has to be for a bogan* household. My neighbours would front with a pick handle, hearing that yelled out. You’d expect a country big as your contiguous 48 states, but a population of only 25 million, to have a variety of cultures, but I havn’t experienced that sort. *bogan: young, mullet hairstyle, working class or dole bludger, big-city low-rent neighbourhood, wears check-pattern shirt with rolled-up sleeves and a packet of Winfield Reds cigs in the pocket. BTW Phil, of those 30 years of demon Sprite ownership, how many weeks have you spent driving her on the road?

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    • I would say that I have most definitely put less than 3000 miles on the little fucker in 30 years. It sat uncovered in the weather for about a year once and it has also sat outside here since about February. Every single time I get the Dirty Fucking Bastard on the road, within 2-3 weeks something else takes a shit and the price of parts went through the roof and are on their way around the Moon now.

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      • Damn, Phil. Those Pommy bastards (not a term of affection) owe you reparations for emotional hurt, blood and bark loss, curses and spanners hurled, and parts expenses.

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        • Unfuck von U, I say that Phil should record the restoration of the demon Sprite, with the help and advice from his old neighbour, then upload it to the Codger & Geezer channel! I’d get some popcorn in for that.

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            • I think Deathray said something, and I went from there. I can imagine a variation of the old Steptoe & Son show, except with R-rated dialogue! Oh the Yanks copied that idea with Sanford & Son, but the original was funnier, with two good actors.

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