I am not sure you understand what “Depends” are here in the US, they are adult incontinence diapers, so in retrospect you are correct, but in our PC culture we call them Depends so as not to offend much…
Oh Yeah! Instead of changing and cleaning them eleven or fourteen times, only two or three… I salute the inventor of Depends! I think cliton/bidet both need to wear two, one over their excavation equipment, and one over their heads, both are interchangeable I suppose. One can confuse one for the other…
They are known as nappies in English speaking countries, Herr Unfuck. Cederq speaks that odd Webster-based dialect. I think XXXOS size Huggies would suit him better
Hmmm, I seem to recall we Americans kicked the British English speaking asses a new one, So, we can use our Webster-based dialect as the superior dialect in the American-English speaking world… Besides, XXXOS here in the superior American system would be extra small…. fits me.
Take some Prazosin Cederq, to fix up your prostate, stop it pushing on your bladder. Or you could just poor your beer down the toilet, cut out the middleman, your tired kidneys. Washington gave Webster a big job, to bastardize the English language, but he was keen worker alright.
I like Aussie, he is my second favorite foreigner… After you of course UN U, you are both fine blokes! I would tip a pint of Guinness anytime with ya’ll.
One, it is one kidney, the right side never developed, that is why the doctors are up in a tizzy, if it goes, I am royally screwing the British pooch… As for my prostrate, it is fine thank you, I don’t have that affliction yet in my life, but wait, I ain’t dead yet so who is to know. I like my bastardize English, it defines us! It give a big fuck you to the crown!
You can’t do that to us! We need our morning Phil fix…
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Don’t run over anyone unless they deserve it. And there’s a lot of people over your way that deserve it.
chucking
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Drop the scissors first!
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Did you pack diapers for Cederq?
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Depends dude, Depends…
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Depends on Phil’s driving style. Yeah. That’s why I came up with diapers. Men of your age should take it easy and not follow a death wish.
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I am not sure you understand what “Depends” are here in the US, they are adult incontinence diapers, so in retrospect you are correct, but in our PC culture we call them Depends so as not to offend much…
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You need to UNFUCK US U.
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I used to work in a private nut-house/geriatric hospital. Depends are
a godsend, just ask Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden!
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Oh Yeah! Instead of changing and cleaning them eleven or fourteen times, only two or three… I salute the inventor of Depends! I think cliton/bidet both need to wear two, one over their excavation equipment, and one over their heads, both are interchangeable I suppose. One can confuse one for the other…
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They are known as nappies in English speaking countries, Herr Unfuck. Cederq speaks that odd Webster-based dialect. I think XXXOS size Huggies would suit him better
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Hmmm, I seem to recall we Americans kicked the British English speaking asses a new one, So, we can use our Webster-based dialect as the superior dialect in the American-English speaking world… Besides, XXXOS here in the superior American system would be extra small…. fits me.
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Take some Prazosin Cederq, to fix up your prostate, stop it pushing on your bladder. Or you could just poor your beer down the toilet, cut out the middleman, your tired kidneys. Washington gave Webster a big job, to bastardize the English language, but he was keen worker alright.
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ROFL!
I love starting an avalanche!!
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I like Aussie, he is my second favorite foreigner… After you of course UN U, you are both fine blokes! I would tip a pint of Guinness anytime with ya’ll.
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I’d REALLY VERY VERY MUCH like to get drunk with you both!
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Beer buddies…
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Would you rather have us go to a brothel, or maybe a church??
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One, it is one kidney, the right side never developed, that is why the doctors are up in a tizzy, if it goes, I am royally screwing the British pooch… As for my prostrate, it is fine thank you, I don’t have that affliction yet in my life, but wait, I ain’t dead yet so who is to know. I like my bastardize English, it defines us! It give a big fuck you to the crown!
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Moving targets are harder to hit
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While the cat is away we mice will play:
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