I believe we were just talking about this kind of evil shit the other day.
I haven’t been able to get a good look at the Perp but it is a female. If it’s a sister then I can see the normal amount of evil expected from one. If it’s the Mom then we are talking a whole nuther level.
Either way, this is a good one.
She could have thrown Cederq in. Much better effect!
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Cederq would have eaten a lot of chili and smoked the entire house.
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Chili with cheese and onions and several beers… I would be epic!
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Onion rings, pickled eggs, and German hefeweizen beer.
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FAE’s are pretty damn deadly! Ever seen one in action?
(FAE = Fuel-Air Explosion)
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I still can’t tell what she threw in there. What is it?
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A fart bomb. Devastating in small closed spaces.
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What the hell is the mini tent looking fart sack doing in the house anyway?
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Nah you shouldn’t insult Cederq that rudely, buddy…
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Hell, he probably gave the girls the idea.
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That thing looks like a duvet cover.
I was waiting for the person inside to fall off the bed. That would have transformed it from funny to High Art.
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When my baby sister had a bad dream, she would crawl into bed her big
brother. At 5 years old, I thought I needed to break her of that habit. If
you guessed what came next, you’re right. Yanked the covers over her
head and let er rip! I was shocked to learn that she could cuss like a
drunken sailor at the age of five.
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I would have turned it into a teaching moment. I would have said, “Now calm down and THINK of how you would escape!” (Hint: seams)
Let ’em stew for a while…
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Why I sleep with a neck knife.
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