“All [POM] units are made with FDA approved Polymer, a plastic product that is free from lead, toxins, and harmful chemicals.”
Because not exposing some motherfucker who needs pepper-spraying to lead and toxins is high on my list of concerns. Heh. They must have had fun writing that ad copy.
I was in the hospital several times, it seems The one and only kidney I have has decided it no longer wants to work well. I have stage 2 renal (almost stage 3) failure… I am looking at dialysis. That is the reason for my absence. Thank you Death for your concern. Ironic, death is a very real concern…
I told Un the other day you slipped your leash and I feared you were out whore doggin.
I’m sorry you’re going through that.
As shallow as the saying has become,
I’m praying for you.
My handle was given by a friend years ago while I was helping him do gun sales at a very large gun show.
Those first lasers that attached to the trigger housing if you’re familiar had just come to market.
Had an Asian fellow ask what it was.
Being a asshole and keeping a straight face, I explained that it was a deathray.
Went into a total sales pitch and he was ready to buy.
My buddy stood there for the entire ordeal and later said he couldn’t believe that I hadn’t rehearsed it and did that on the fly. Thus the name. I’m not really that morbid.
When I came clean with the customer, he and his family had a good laugh.
That is a good story! That is how your war name is made…. you don’t pick it, it picks you and your buddies have to name it. Thank you for your prayers!
I also hope you recover from your kidney troubles Cederq. Most of us take good health for granted. Later realizing after age 40, we begin to ‘fall apart’.
Damn Cederq, as Death and Unf say. I had to look after my Mum until she died of acute renal failure, that whole scene no fun. I was wondering if you had PTSD from all your years as HRC’s secret gyno nurse, oh the horror! At least now, you know your stock of cheese will see you out.
I am suffering, but not what you describe… I would slit my own throat if I had to look at that cunnie… is old crotch vagina cheese the same as dick cheese? I looked after my mom and dad when they became sick and needed a full time care giver, I am glad I had the skills and training to take care of them at home.
You ask me of smegma? Snark, SMEG brand kitchen appliances. Hey, with your pal Unfuck frolicking with those icky Frogs on holiday, ask him about the (human) breast milk cheese that they retail there.
That fruit loop wouldn’t last 10 minutes where I live.
And, no I wouldn’t have a thing to do with it.
I’d read about a missing person in the paper that gets printed
twice a month.
Haven’t seen anything like that since I left Tohelluride.
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I’d keep your Mace handy, too…
(Although I prefer Pom: https://get-pom.com/ )
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“All [POM] units are made with FDA approved Polymer, a plastic product that is free from lead, toxins, and harmful chemicals.”
Because not exposing some motherfucker who needs pepper-spraying to lead and toxins is high on my list of concerns. Heh. They must have had fun writing that ad copy.
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Hey! How did you get a gif of me having a good time with what I do best?
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There you are.
Haven’t heard from you for a while and was getting concerned.
Glad you’re back here.
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I was in the hospital several times, it seems The one and only kidney I have has decided it no longer wants to work well. I have stage 2 renal (almost stage 3) failure… I am looking at dialysis. That is the reason for my absence. Thank you Death for your concern. Ironic, death is a very real concern…
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I told Un the other day you slipped your leash and I feared you were out whore doggin.
I’m sorry you’re going through that.
As shallow as the saying has become,
I’m praying for you.
My handle was given by a friend years ago while I was helping him do gun sales at a very large gun show.
Those first lasers that attached to the trigger housing if you’re familiar had just come to market.
Had an Asian fellow ask what it was.
Being a asshole and keeping a straight face, I explained that it was a deathray.
Went into a total sales pitch and he was ready to buy.
My buddy stood there for the entire ordeal and later said he couldn’t believe that I hadn’t rehearsed it and did that on the fly. Thus the name. I’m not really that morbid.
When I came clean with the customer, he and his family had a good laugh.
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That is a good story! That is how your war name is made…. you don’t pick it, it picks you and your buddies have to name it. Thank you for your prayers!
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All the best to you Cederq. Try getting better since it’s no fun stompin’ on a cripple. 😉
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I also hope you recover from your kidney troubles Cederq. Most of us take good health for granted. Later realizing after age 40, we begin to ‘fall apart’.
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Thank you Anon!
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I want you to feel good when you stomp me…
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Damn Cederq, as Death and Unf say. I had to look after my Mum until she died of acute renal failure, that whole scene no fun. I was wondering if you had PTSD from all your years as HRC’s secret gyno nurse, oh the horror! At least now, you know your stock of cheese will see you out.
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I am suffering, but not what you describe… I would slit my own throat if I had to look at that cunnie… is old crotch vagina cheese the same as dick cheese? I looked after my mom and dad when they became sick and needed a full time care giver, I am glad I had the skills and training to take care of them at home.
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You ask me of smegma? Snark, SMEG brand kitchen appliances. Hey, with your pal Unfuck frolicking with those icky Frogs on holiday, ask him about the (human) breast milk cheese that they retail there.
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Human breast milk is too sweet for my tastes…
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It would get you pregnant, Cederq.
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I could be like the Immaculate contraption?
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Contraption? Lol.
Nah, it’s food induced.
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Well, ya know underrooed is an Austrian Heathen, so…
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Does cheese out of that milk count, too?
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I like cheese…
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What you’d call it? Mother’s cheese? Breastily?
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Just wait and see. After two weeks you’ll find that person freshly employed in the local kindergarten.
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By the pics on your web site UnderFucked, you could be working at a kindergarten as a head master…
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Having raised two and still in the process of raising two more children of my own I think I’ll pass.
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I would have signed up as your personal valet had you let me come on your vacation…
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So why didn’t you?
(Most) beers are on me.
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Only (most)?
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More than most. Almost mostly.
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Dang my internet connection sucks big time. I’ve got a helluva awesome video ready – and since six hours I try uploading it….
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That’s what they all say… are you crying over your internet UnF?
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It’s a… a French Connection 😂
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You are clever…. good movie.
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Yeah. I always liked that actor who played that seasoned police officer.
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Gene Hackman, I have the movie on DVD.
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