Do I look Like Clark Kent To You?

No?

Then you shouldn’t be too surprised that I’m not Superman either.

My-Superpower...

Leonard pegged it with this one though.

9 thoughts on “Do I look Like Clark Kent To You?

  1. Phil, it’s worse when you’ve kept it for decades, just because, then when your prudent scavenging powers can shine through when you really do have a use for that part, that ‘ken bastard Murphy shines kryptonite at your brain cells and you can’t remember where you ‘stored’ it. I don’t even have a wife to blame for moving it/throwing it out/filing it under ‘H for habadashery’!

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  2. Phil, it’s worse when you’ve kept it for decades, just because, then when your prudent scavenging powers can shine through when you really do have a use for that part, that ‘ken bastard Murphy shines kryptonite at your brain cells and you can’t remember where you ‘stored’ it. I don’t even have a wife to blame for moving it/throwing it out/filing it under ‘H for habadashery’!

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  3. Fark, I hate it when troglodytes using obsolete Chinesium crap electronics post a comment twice. Lucky I’m not that half-arsed stoopid.

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  4. My superpower is kind of the opposite. I think I have something and I search the house like crazy and can’t find it. So I tell myself I’m remembering wrong, go buy one and then the one I thought I had suddenly materializes.

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    • “the one I thought I had suddenly materializes.”

      On the same principle, I have a foolproof way of getting an elevator. I step into the stairwell and start heading down (or up). As soon as I am more than halfway to the next floor I will hear the elevator ding to show that it’s arrived where I used to be.

      As to “stuff” you’re sure you have but can’t find: It’s even worse when you have a (or several) offsite storage lockers ….

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  5. My wife and I both have that talent.

    My other talent is having over a grand in fastening harware but never have the one screw, nut, bolt, etc that I actually need at the time.

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  6. And I’m the one that discovers everyone else’s useful junk one week after I needed it. Which then becomes Mine, Just In Case.

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  7. My wife makes me clean the garage in invariably I do the exact same thing. I throw out something that a day or two later I am needing. Amazing how that happens

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