#1, Should have already pissed off the back porch.
#2, There is no #2.
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
#1, Should have already pissed off the back porch.
#2, There is no #2.
Me: Just finished detailing the truck.
Her: I need to get a load of mulch.
Me: What;s wrong with your vehicle?
Her: It’s a SUV.
Me: Yeah, so? Put it in the back.
One time I was asking the old lady why she was burning the gas in my truck, when there was nothing wrong with her car. She then informed me that, “my name is on the registration too, so it is as much my truck as it is yours”. It was at that point that I reminded her she was about 72 payments in arrears for her half of the payments. THAT was one whopper of a fight. But she stopped driving my truck.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
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Straight for the jugular.
I like it.
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So did you sleep on the patio for the next week, or Fido has you for a long term room mate?
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Oh, lets just say my love life took a tremendous turn for the worse for a few weeks. I don’t have a giant hole in my face where my nose used to be for nothing.
Of course, nothing changes an attitude faster than when she has to buy her own car parts and has to pay someone to fix it.
😉
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
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On of the first things Her Ex-Ness said to me after the Great Divide was “Do you know how much they charge to do an oil change?”
I told her “Damn right I do; why you think I’ve been doing ours for the last twenty years?”
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As crippled and fat as I am I slither my fat ass under the truck and do my own too, mainly to make sure it is done right, especially the drain plug and the cost.
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I live alone and still have a outhouse
Life’s good
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TMI dude…. have you dug a new one lately?
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500 gallon tank sitting here waiting for the new hole to get dug.
Building the brand new house to cover it next week.
Its all good until about -45 degrees 👍
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The evil ex used to bitch that I missed the toilet more than I hit it, suggested I piss outside. So I did. Off the porch onto her flower beds.
Thats when the fight REALLY started.
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