That isn’t something I wouldn’t be telling anybody even as a joke.
I would wager that I have literally spent more time sitting on my ass in Dive Bars than some people’s teenage kids have been alive.
I even tended a bar for a couple of years without getting paid for it. I would just have them clear off my bar tab every couple of weeks, it was a neighborhood bar basically across the street from where I lived and I crawled home out of that joint many a time.
Funny how I don’t miss any of that isn’t it?