Finally! A Cure For Those Coyote Ugly Nights

Posted on July 8, 2020 by Phil

You know what I’m talking about. Those nights you go out and get hammered and then wake up next to some chick that is sleeping on your arm and you debate whether or not it’s worth it to try and chew your arm off like a coyote stuck in a trap instead of waking her up by moving it.

No more fella’s!

Coyote Ugly

3 thoughts on “Finally! A Cure For Those Coyote Ugly Nights”

DixieDennis on July 8, 2020 at 3:27 pm said:

After you chew your arm off, you find out she’s looking for a one armed guy, so you have to chew your other arm off too.
DixieDennis

LikeLiked by 2 people

Reply ↓
- egorr on July 8, 2020 at 5:40 pm said:
  
  Now, that’s just cruel, DD…
  
  LikeLike
  
  Reply ↓
stormsailor1981 on July 9, 2020 at 8:20 pm said:

but you still have to stick your foot in the toilet and piss down your leg so you don’t wake her up.

LikeLike

Reply ↓