As I was in the garage lubing and cleaning up some of my “Appliances” just a minute ago I was jolted back to reality by someone setting off a couple of BOOMERS big enough and close enough, to rattle the fucking garage door.
So I wiped my hands off and decided to take a smoke break and see if I could determine who this law breaking deplorable might be.
We are one mile on two sides from the Vancouverstan city limits. Fireworks are supposed to be verboten inside the city limits with a $500 fine on a first offense if you get caught setting any off. I’m not joking here, even a motherfucking Sparkler.
Exactly one mile to the North and the East, it literally sounds like a war zone right now.
So as I’m sitting out front smoking my cigarette and contemplating all of the explosions going off faster than a hummingbirds wings flap, a couple more Boomers go off just to the West of me around the corner.
It’s not like I give a shit. I just don’t want to see anyone have their fun ruined by one of the reported EIGHT illegal fireworks eradication teams that are supposed to be cruising around the city tonight. I have seen them the last 3 years in a row cruise by the front of the house and we live on a fucking Cul De Sac.
So as I’m sitting there , more and more fireworks start going off all around the house and I see that there is someone really close by doing some of it. As in open the back door close.
So I came back in the house and sat down here because a thought occurred to me.
All of these people around here setting off fireworks, legal or not, are the same people who as a larger group including all Americans, own at least 500 MILLION guns and an estimated TRILLION rounds of ammunition to feed them.
If what I am hearing right this minute can be used as a substitute for actual gunfire, I think some Radical Lefttards have a problem.
Think about it for a second. People are very, very angry right now after all of this fuckery by our state governments and from these idjit rioters.
From what I am literally hearing right this second, they don’t GIVE A FUCK what anybody says or thinks about them blowing off some steam and are risking $500 tickets every time they light a fuse without a thought about it.
It’s BFYTW writ large.
From the hundreds and thousands judging from what I am hearing right now.
So keep fucking that chicken ANTIFA and BLM.
People will focus all of that anger they have been bottling up on the nearest bunch of fucktards they can use as a scapegoat and you fit that bill very nicely.
Don’t take the hint and you are quite likely going to get an ass whipping that people will be talking about a thousand years from now.