I mentioned the other day that our Commie Idiot Governor finally managed to go so far as to finally piss The Wifely Unit off when he threw down his latest Royal Decree stating everyone has to wear face masks out in public now. Some 100+ days after this whole Kung Flooey bullshit actually started.
I wasn’t kidding.
Since all of this Lock Down and Social Distancing shit started, she has been forced to forgo her usual once a week shopping trip and has had to really knuckle down and do some serious shopping. It’s not even close to where I want it to be but I’ll take any progress I can get and am actually quite proud of her for stepping up to the plate
To say that she is unhappy about her little routine being messed with is a major understatement. She was already pissed about that in the first place and then ‘Ol Dumbass Jay stepped across the line in her book.
I distinctly remember trying to talk her into either having groceries delivered or at least calling it in so that all she had to do was go pick them up.
Oh Hell No!
The excuses flowed like water so I said Fuck It, Whatever and dropped the subject.
All that went right out the fucking window as of yesterday when this new mandatory face mask bullshit took effect.
Last night she is doing her homework and trying to get a pick up order figured out at the Wally World she goes to. There was much bitching and complaining. It seems there is a big difference between that and a delivery order. So she fought with it last night and again this morning, scheduling two pick ups, another at a Safeway because ‘Ol Wally doesn’t have everything she wants. It took her a while and she wasn’t sure it was all going to go as planned but she just got back home a few minutes ago and is now a changed woman.
Fucking LOVED it.
No muss, no fuss, pull up, call them to let them know she is there, they come out and load everything in the car for her and Have A Nice Day.
When she got home and we started to unload the car, she even found a little extra Gift Bag they had tossed in with some goodies in it. Some candy bars, some kind of Hair product and some other shit.
It didn’t even cost her anything for this extra service.
I have a convert on my hands now boys.