Seriously, it’s because I’m *highly* allergic to the protein in beans.
Most beans, anyway, because for some reason I am not allergic to vanilla, which is a bean. Maybe it’s because I LOVE vanilla ice cream and eat a lot of it?
What do *I* know, I’m just a dumb Engineer. Not an immunologist.
Sure. And why not? Dating myself is cool. Mostly I agree with myself. Best thing I leave my hands off alcohol while dating myself, though. Happened over and again I got into a fight with myself. Even though I won most fights, I better not drink. Besides it’s unromantic.
Still have one in my “graveyard”, along with a Commodore 64, an Atari 400 (that I upgraded), A Timex-Sinclair, and others… That you’ve probably never heard of.
Kaypro, Osborne, Eagle, etc. – you get the idea.
Remember Atari those days? I think it was 1982 and MS-DOS was still in its infancy when I went to see a friend who had a brand new Atari PC. He was playing „Sherlock Holmes“ and not only were there little black and white pictures of the persons you had to interrogate, but they moved their mouth and SPOKE via that little loudspeaker IBM‘s only used for beeping during startup!!
It was breathtaking these days! It took the DOS-PC‘s years until there was something comparable.
DEFINITELY trying to cover that turd up…
I agree with the cat. Can’t stand the smell of coffee!
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Hmm, dis-invite egorr to the 1st annual Phil’s Tool Nerd blog reunion… I am sure a lot of us partake of the bean.
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I’m not positive but I may have some ten year old Lipton Tea Bags stashed away around here somewhere…
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Seriously, it’s because I’m *highly* allergic to the protein in beans.
Most beans, anyway, because for some reason I am not allergic to vanilla, which is a bean. Maybe it’s because I LOVE vanilla ice cream and eat a lot of it?
What do *I* know, I’m just a dumb Engineer. Not an immunologist.
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Seriously, I’m highly allergic to the protein in beans!
San you say, “anaphylaxis”? I can until my trachea swells shut…
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Iffn’ ya got your Epi-pen you are good to go! You allergic to peanuts too? Some nuts are legumes, but not all legumes are nuts…
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Does that include white beans and kidney beans?
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Polish beer would have the same effect I reckon.
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What ten year old Lipton tea tastes like Polish beer?
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Polish beer tastes worse. Like piss.
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So Polish beer is the same as Anchor or Singha, because that beer is terrible.
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People who drink Singha love eating crisp bats.
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Oh, so it is like our Coors beer, it tastes like mule piss…
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Coord Light is nothing but bad water, sure.
The regular Coors ain’t that bad though.
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Did I already mention that I really do hate that tiny screen-keyboard on my iPhone?
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So get a ‘puter with at least a 25″ flat screen, ya big dumb Coors drinking heathen! egorr can set ya up, he don’t like coffee and has the time…
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For that occasion I‘d dig out my old IBM 8088, DOS 2.2, with Hercules graphics, two 5 1/4 inch floppy drives and no hard disk, yay!
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Man you are dating yourself UnFU.
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Sure. And why not? Dating myself is cool. Mostly I agree with myself. Best thing I leave my hands off alcohol while dating myself, though. Happened over and again I got into a fight with myself. Even though I won most fights, I better not drink. Besides it’s unromantic.
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Still have one in my “graveyard”, along with a Commodore 64, an Atari 400 (that I upgraded), A Timex-Sinclair, and others… That you’ve probably never heard of.
Kaypro, Osborne, Eagle, etc. – you get the idea.
And what’s wrong with DOS 2.x, anyway? ;P
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Daaaang. And I thought my house was where old computers came to die.
“And what’s wrong with DOS 2.x, anyway?”
No titty pics for one thing…
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Nope that ain’t true. There were enough titty pics those days – with an excellent resolution of 640×480 and grainy as hell 😂
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Remember Atari those days? I think it was 1982 and MS-DOS was still in its infancy when I went to see a friend who had a brand new Atari PC. He was playing „Sherlock Holmes“ and not only were there little black and white pictures of the persons you had to interrogate, but they moved their mouth and SPOKE via that little loudspeaker IBM‘s only used for beeping during startup!!
It was breathtaking these days! It took the DOS-PC‘s years until there was something comparable.
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