A totally bullshit holiday pulled out of someones ass to try and mollify and appease 13% of the population who refuse to be mollified or appeased.
You can count me out.
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
A totally bullshit holiday pulled out of someones ass to try and mollify and appease 13% of the population who refuse to be mollified or appeased.
You can count me out.
We’ll add June teenth to Festivus and other make believe holidays
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I’m celebrating by eating laxatives and sitting on the shitter taking a huge BLM.
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Myralax should do the trick, it’s what colonoscopies fun…
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Nuclear Kool Aid.
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At my house the drinking water does the trick.
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And you a water specialist? You haven’t drank South Dakota water or wash something in it. I still have towels that are still brown at the edges. You have to drink bottled water. Very high iron and calcium levels and ancient pond scum the wells bring up
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LMAO, this is supposed to be LGBTQ’s “Pride Month” and it’s been totally hijacked by BLM. Better luck next year fruits and nuts.
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So that means we get to dress up in africa loincloths with nothing underneath, put a bone in my nose and dance like I am having an epileptic seizure? I can eat fried chicken and watermelon with out feeling guilty? I can kiss a blmer shoes as I am point a 45 up at his crotch? Win,win!
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I just used 1/2 gallon of brain bleach to get rid of that image.
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Only a half gallon? Must have not affected you too hard… I think it was the loin cloth that weirded you out, I am assuming it wasn’t the fried chicken or watermelon…
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Just another flimsy excuse to:
Burn.
Loot.
Murder.
Sanctioned by the .gov of course.
-rightwingterrorist
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It’s the American History version of Cinco de Mayo.
It’s a real date of an event that had very little impact outside a small geographical area.
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Hey, if the African Americans want to celebrate Juneteenth, let ’em go right ahead.
I might point out I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo either…
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I celebrated a sinko de boato one time, best insurance pay out I ever had…
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I’d never heard of this Juneteenth BS until last week when Trump was persuaded to change the date of the Tulsa rally. And I’ll always be grateful to Ann Coulter for her fine essay on the history of Kwanzaa, an artificial holiday created by an FBI stooge.
Holidays for most of my working career were just an excuse to score some easy overtime. I think I’ll just be like Tam Keel and celebrate the birthday of John Moses Browning as my personal favorite holiday.
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I had Juneteenth, Kwanza, and hyphenated names explained to me in the 8th grade the mid 70’s by a Civics teacher. His view is that if they were accepted the Republic was doomed.
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Your Civics teacher was prophetic! And to think he wasn’t a commie. The Republic is doomed if we as Normal White Men don’t do something soon and devastating to the commie bolsheviks. Shoot a commie for mommie, she will give you a rooty-tooty root beer.
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Fuck that shit, it aint got crap to do with me.
For all i care…they can have National We wont Committ Crime Day.
Ok, i know. Still…
It aint got crap to do with me.
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Why do they always celebrate there ignorance and illiteracy
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there?
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So, let’s see. They don’t celebrate the Emancipation Proclamation or Lincoln’s birthday, but they have MLK’s birthday, Black History Month (a whole month!) Kwanzaa. Now they want Juneteenth, a bullshit made up day of recognition of something that happened locally at a little berg in Texas in 1865, declared a National Holiday.
A new National Holiday, when they can’t define the date any better than what they have.
I’ll vote for that right after a I vote for the new national holiday called WHITE PEOPLE DAY, the day celebrating the building of Western Civilization.
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According to the BLM Demoturds, WHITE PEOPLE DAY is 24/7/365.25.
Let ’em yap. Just don’t try to burn my neighborhood, or I’ll celebrate John Moses Browning Day all over yer ass.
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egorr, that is the first time I have you seen type a derogatory word! I am impressed and proud of ya!
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