Step one;
Stumble across a picture on the internet of a crazy hot chick.
Step Two,
Pull an Irish and spend an inordinate amount of time and all of your Google Fu tracking that picture down trying to find out who this ravishing beauty is.
Step Three.
Quietly congratulate yourself on your Mad Skillz when you finally find out who she is.
Step Four.
Do a Google image search on the name of the subject of your lust and find out that the original picture is seven years old and she has since got married to some Goober and looks like this now,
Step Five.
Close the lid on your laptop and go out in the garage so no one can hear your muffled cries of anguish.
-1 pt for wrist tattoo. (She has to be a makeup model, if that is a category). At first, I thought you were going to tell us that she had a wang.
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I did too but I think he would have not put up a post about it. I wouldn’t.
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At last call they all look good.
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A two at ten and a ten at two.
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Heather Rae?
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Yep. I had never heard of her.
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Nice kid. Ain’t it a big let down ? I thing he’s the guy from the real estate show. The guy is Tarek el moussa. From the flip or flop show. His ex Christina is hot.
https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/christina-anstead-pregnancy-update-instagram-1567530048.jpg?crop=0.934xw:0.934xh;0.0397xw,0&resize=480:*
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We call em chubbies where I come from, but yea way to kill a chubbie.
Just sayen.
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And I feared you were gonna tell us that she was a he or something along that line.
Well that face of hers is her everyday-face.
Think of Marilyn Monroe. A classic example.
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Tin Eye Image Search is your friend.
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That is exactly what I used but it still took about a half an hour because 95% of the links 404’d.
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Look at his eyes up close… he’s stoned as shit.
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She always looked like that…the first is just make-up and lighting.
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Yep.
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Yeah, once you strip the Bondo off of them, you find out the chassis isn’t as good as was advertised.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
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Wouldn’t look twice at her, not into blondes. Now redheads …..
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He looks like a happy goober, doesn’t he?
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OK well, the first pic doesn’t do it for me at all, I think she looks better now and the “Goober” doesn’t strike me as such. Save your anguish for something worthy of it.
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