How To Kill A Boner

Step one;

Stumble across a picture on the internet of a crazy hot chick.

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Step Two,

Pull an Irish and spend an inordinate amount of time and all of your Google Fu tracking that picture down trying to find out who this ravishing beauty is.

Step Three.

Quietly congratulate yourself on your Mad Skillz when you finally find out who she is.

Step Four.

Do a Google image search on the name of the subject of your lust and find out that the original picture is seven years old and she has since got married to some Goober and looks like this now,

Tarek El Moussa and Heather Rae Young move Credit: Heather Rae Young

Step Five.

Close the lid on your laptop and go out in the garage so no one can hear your muffled cries of anguish.

 

18 thoughts on “How To Kill A Boner

  1. And I feared you were gonna tell us that she was a he or something along that line.
    Well that face of hers is her everyday-face.
    Think of Marilyn Monroe. A classic example.

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  2. Yeah, once you strip the Bondo off of them, you find out the chassis isn’t as good as was advertised.

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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  3. OK well, the first pic doesn’t do it for me at all, I think she looks better now and the “Goober” doesn’t strike me as such. Save your anguish for something worthy of it.

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