May The Farce Be With You, Western Washington Residents Now Told Face Masks Are Mandatory But…..

This is getting to be ridiculous in a bad SitCom way.

What is this, May 19th?

Just now they are doing this? But WAIT! There are loopholes big enough to sail an Aircraft Carrier through!

New face mask rules, guidelines take effect Monday in W. Wash.

SEATTLE – Beginning Monday, a new health directive from Public Health Seattle-King County will go into effect and “strongly urges” anyone who goes out in public to wear a face covering or mask aimed at curbing the spread of the novel coronavirus.

Right below this opening statement, directly below it, comes this little blurb,

“This directive should be used to educate, encourage and persuade individuals to wear face coverings,” said Dr. Jeffrey Duchin with the agency in an online briefing announcing the move. “It does not create grounds for residents or law enforcement to stop, detain, issue a citation, arrest, intimidate, harass any individual who doesn’t comply with it.”

Gee, I wonder why they felt the need for that?  Persuade? Why does that word stick out like a neon sign to me?

It gets better,

While it can’t and won’t be enforced, businesses can choose to turn people away if they aren’t wearing one.

Theeeeeere’s that “persuasion” thing

“We know that a number of establishments have established those rules and they are allowed to require people to wear masks to come into their facilities,” said Mayor Jenny Durkan.

The directive also applies to anyone riding King County Metro buses.

At Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, face coverings for all visitors and passengers will be required beginning Monday. The Port of Seattle says the goal is to keep essential airport workers healthy amid the pandemic. Last week, when KOMO News first previewed the story, there was mixed reaction among travelers.

“It’s harmless to wear a face mask,” said Robyn Tilton.

“Everybody should be doing it, taking heed to it for sure,” added Jeremy Wooddell.

That’s a good little Sheeple.

But not everyone feels that way about face masks.


“Well, I think it’s stupid,” said Cole Gregorich. “I have no fear over it. The stuff they’re telling us, nothing really adds up.”


Also starting Monday, all Uber riders will be required to wear a mask or covering.

“You never know who’s getting in your car,” said driver Kaitlyn Viehdorfer, commending the company’s direction.

“As far as I know we can cancel on either side – either the driver or the passenger – with the reason being health, safety or something like that, there should be an option within the app,” she noted.

With just 15 confirmed cases of COVID-19, San Juan County recently passed an ordinance requiring masks be worn there. Dr. James Frank, the health officer for San Juan County, cited the islands’ older population and a possible influx of summer crowds for it being necessary.

“We need to be certain that these people who could be harboring coronavirus have the tools, like masks, that will help prevent them from spreading it unchecked in our community,” said Dr. James said Friday at a council meeting.

My bold, my emphasis and my opinions highlighted,



You did catch that this little edict is only for King County, right?

One county out of the entire state.

Seattle and the surrounding area.

Otherwise known to me as COMMIE CENTRAL.

That should tell you something.


10 thoughts on “May The Farce Be With You, Western Washington Residents Now Told Face Masks Are Mandatory But…..

  1. Fuck with them using their own rules. If someone gets in your face about not wearing a mask, fake a panic attack. “Masks give me PTSD! My grandfather was murdered by fascists who used gas! If only grandpapa had had a mask. [sob] I can’t wear one, it gives me survivor guilt! I’m the VICTIM here, you racist, you fascist, you anti-Semite, you homophobe.”

    As to Uber. Around here over 80% of the drivers are immigrant brown or black people, or Muslims, usually both. I’ve had a Somali (very articulate, spoke perfect English too) tell me that we (Americans) are weak, ignorant about the world, and contemptible. He was working on bringing his Somali wife from Sweden (also full of weak, ignorant contemptible people) where she was a welfare parasite. I’ve had an American black full of some weird Nation of Islam variant playing (loudly) a CD of the calls of Nigerian muezzin cruising around (with me in the car) looking for a homeless negro to give two slices of pizza (he has it in his front seat) while ignoring multiple homeless white people. I met the stupidest person I have ever seen free range (“Jean from Haiti”) who was also hostile and confrontational,especially when I spoke to him in French (he was ignoring me in English, insisting on getting us lost three times). Fucking Uber.


    • Them blacks probably weren’t Somalis, as the average IQ of a Somali Bantu is about 65.
      57 is considered mentally retarded.


      • I hear you, but that “you Americans are weak” guy was definitely Somali. He specifically said so, plus he had that characteristic weird garlic bulb-shaped head. (Stolen from my friend James LaFond.)

        Now that Jean dude from Haiti, HE probably was retarded.


  2. It is interesting to note that many of the same folks who are now angry about masks were previously angry about the proliferation of cameras and facial recognition software making it easy to track people minding their own business. It would seem that a strongly encouraged mask would be a great way to act against these cameras and their operators.


  3. Fuck Inslee, that pandering, hairlipped, twit. I’ll do what I want. Some of these people need a blow to the back of the head from Officer Friendly’s baton. Good ol’ wood shampoo.


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