Somebody was giving me a hard time the other day saying I should have a Pin Up calendar in the garage. Damn if I can remember who it was and I’m too lazy to go back and look. You know who ya are.
Anyways, I got to thinking that I actually did but it was somewhere that you can’t see it unless you are in a direct line of sight because of all the shit in the way. So I went and looked. Then I moved it so you can see I’m not bullshitting ya.
There ya go.
A GENUINE, 1969 Playboy calendar that I have had for probably twenty five years now.
Every once in a great while I will flip it to another month just for a change of scenery.
The reason you can’t see it in any of the pictures of my garage?
It’s wayyyy back in a corner.
Underneath my GENUINE Old School Snap On Girly clock.
That thing with all the straps hanging there?
That is the custom fit back brace I had to wear for OVER A YEAR after I had my lower back fused in ’85.
That fucker cost North of $500 back then.
It’s a leather covered aluminum frame torture device and I ain’t joking.
I keep it around just in case.
The straps are very adjustable and if worse came to worse I could strap my fat belly into it if I ever fucked my back up again real good.
We are talking maximum support here.
So there ya are boys, I should be in compliance regarding my Man Cave.