Oh, my fucking GOD!
This Unenjoyment bullshit would be enough to drive the most tech savvy motherfucker right over the edge.
I have been dicking with this shit all week!
The absolute lack of common sense from whoever designed their website should be criminal.
Then there is their phone help system….
I literally spent HOURS the other day getting the runaround from that fucker.
They give a phone number if you need to ask a question.
Of course it’s busy.
Redial that sonofabith 65 times. FINALLY get someone to answer !
Get your hopes up that maybe someone can answer a basic fucking question, but no.
They can’t answer that, here’s another number.
Redial THAT motherfucker 65 times.
Get the same runaround.
Did that, FOUR FUCKING TIMES!!
They sent me back to the very first number…
Filled out their bullshit as best as I could.
Finally got a claim number which tells me I have an active claim.
Then they sent some alert about applying for extended benefits.
It won’t let me fill it out.
More hair pulling.
I looked for two days for the form to fill out to fill in to make a weekly claim. NADA.
Back and forth and back and forth, I shit you not, I had TWELVE tabs open on this laptop.
Calling people who have been dealing with shit already.
I finally talked to my brother yesterday and he tells his daughter, my cutie pie niece who cut my hair last time.
She has been fucking with this for a month and a half. 40 days it took for her to get her first check!
She tells me that the form to fill out to make a weekly claim only appears, by fucking magic, on Sundays.
WHY THE FUCK CAN’T THEY PUT A MESSAGE ON THEIR WEBSITE TELLING YOU THAT?!!!
The little darlin’ just left.
She had to come over and show me how it works after the damn thing finally appeared on their website.
So my very first weekly claim has been filed.
Now I get to wait and see if they actually pay me sometime this next week.
It’s been about ten years since I have been on Unemployment and for the life of me I don’t remember it being so fucked up.
I guess it’s possible that some fairly important brain cells got exterminated by drinking so much all those years but I’m here to tell you that there isn’t a reason on God’s green earth that this system needs to be so damn difficult to navigate.
Now if you will pardon me, the Sun is out and there is a massive amount of yard work screaming my name.