According to the Wifely Unit, I am a complete idiot and literally do not know how to do anything correctly.
This includes vehicle repair, something I have been doing for over 40 years now and have been professionally trained to do, complete with a college degree in the Applied Science of Automotive Technology.
Incompetent at every task, literally changing a motherfucking light bulb even.
I shit you not.
It’s amazing I am able to manage to survive even one day on my own without her constant guidance and wisdom.
I usually just put up with this criticism and bite my tongue.
Until I don’t.
Then someones feelings get hurt when I tell them to shut the fuck up and get back in the fucking kitchen.
It is what it is and it will only end upon one of our passings.
It does not mean we love each other any less, I suppose it is just a woman’s nature to incessantly test the boundaries and the limits of their male counterparts to keep them on their toes, I don’t know.
I DO KNOW that if a guy were to reverse that habit that it would end very badly.
This is why Man Caves and Head Phones were invented and if you think selective deafness isn’t real then you and I need to have a talk.
You talk, I’ll show you how it works.
There was a reason your Grandfather read the newspaper at the table……