I could virtually use some form of the word Fuck in every fucking sentence.
Unfortunately there are too many fucking tight asses out there who get highly fucking offended when I do.
Fuck them fucking fuckers.
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
I double fucking agree there are fucking degenerate fucking tight asses, who are always fucking looking for some fucking offense to be fucking offended.
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Fuck yeah!
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I remember a song from these guys: https://youtu.be/4K4yydRWJ2I
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We think alike. I saw them in Charlotte many season gone, with a hot blonde mom of my adopted son, she gave me a fine bj after. Good times.
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Should read: “…of a friend of my adopted son…” I been drinkin’.
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Don’t worry Dan, most of us where in a fantasy state thinking a wonderful reason for a BJ…
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Indeed it is, but just like a Swiss Army Knife, while the tool sorta does the job, it’s rarely the best too. Of course, sometimes, once in a while, it’s exactly the right tool for the job.
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Say it in Tooele, Utah, in Jerrys Restaurant. 8 picklepussed old Mormon hags twist their heads around and stare at you. Like a rerun of The Exorcist. Saying “Da’fuck you looking at, grandma?’ just prolongs it.
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I’m surprised the “Mormon hags” didn’t string ya up there, buddy.
“Snap” is the proper replacement for the F-word in that part of the USA.
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Universal Adjective.
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Growing up in Dorchester (Boston), I learned tha every English sentence started with a capital letter, ended with a period, and contained some version of “fuck.”
The movie Joan of Arc has the English saying “fuck” for every other word.
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