*stomp*
Nope.
*stomp, stomp*
You.
Won’t.
*stomp*
That should teach you.
*stomp*
Wisen up, son:
My fart is aimed at you. Your father smells like elderberries and your mother is related to hamsters.
Hey! How did you know about my mom and dad? You are tough! Please no farts, I know about Austrian farts, worse on the continent. The EU wants to weaponize Austrian Farts! See Notwende, I learn real quick what to call you… heh.
Who at our age doesn’t know and appreciate Monty Python? Yes I got the reference… I laughed my large ass off. Again how did you know about mommsy and daddums? That is a closely guarded family secret.
There’s a thing called approximation by similarity. Sounds nice since I just made it up.
To put it simple:
If something looks like a rabbit, feels like a rabbit, hops like a rabbit, procreates and farts like a rabbit – chances are pretty good that thing is a rabbit AND an offspring of rabbitmama and rabbitpapa who both would very likely look, feel, hop, procreate and fart just the same as their offspring – provided they haven’t yet been shot by a hunter or suffered deaths in a range common for rabbits. But even if they’re already dead it would be a safe assumption that they just did the same as our imaginative rabbit does.
So… judging by your behavior I believe I could safely extrapolate your parent’s behaviorism thus reaching my conclusion I won’t repeat for the sake of protecting equally your and my mental health.
And just in case you’re wondering what the fuck I am ranting about:
Don’t worry – I’m just “reading” an audiobook by John Scalzi “Fuzzy Nation” read by Will Wheaton. And I’m rubbing off 😀
You had me at being a bastard farting rabbit and then you mentioned rubbing off. What is visualized can never be un-visualized. I will be in therapy for years, Not, years. You Austrians are a cruel lot!
You know Notwende, one of these days Phil is gonna kick us off of his blog for our good-nature sniping at each other! Then I suppose I may have to figure out Google Translation and we will have to continue on your blog…
No need for the Notwende blog. We could use Unfuck U – my secondary and pretty dormant blog: https://unfucku.home.blog/
But sniping around in Phil‘s halls is just so much more fun!
I cry all the time… I want to get off.
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*stomp*
Nope.
*stomp, stomp*
You.
Won’t.
*stomp*
That should teach you.
*stomp*
Wisen up, son:
My fart is aimed at you. Your father smells like elderberries and your mother is related to hamsters.
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Hey! How did you know about my mom and dad? You are tough! Please no farts, I know about Austrian farts, worse on the continent. The EU wants to weaponize Austrian Farts! See Notwende, I learn real quick what to call you… heh.
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Lol.
You know Mounty Python, don’t you?
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Who at our age doesn’t know and appreciate Monty Python? Yes I got the reference… I laughed my large ass off. Again how did you know about mommsy and daddums? That is a closely guarded family secret.
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There’s a thing called approximation by similarity. Sounds nice since I just made it up.
To put it simple:
If something looks like a rabbit, feels like a rabbit, hops like a rabbit, procreates and farts like a rabbit – chances are pretty good that thing is a rabbit AND an offspring of rabbitmama and rabbitpapa who both would very likely look, feel, hop, procreate and fart just the same as their offspring – provided they haven’t yet been shot by a hunter or suffered deaths in a range common for rabbits. But even if they’re already dead it would be a safe assumption that they just did the same as our imaginative rabbit does.
So… judging by your behavior I believe I could safely extrapolate your parent’s behaviorism thus reaching my conclusion I won’t repeat for the sake of protecting equally your and my mental health.
And just in case you’re wondering what the fuck I am ranting about:
Don’t worry – I’m just “reading” an audiobook by John Scalzi “Fuzzy Nation” read by Will Wheaton. And I’m rubbing off 😀
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You had me at being a bastard farting rabbit and then you mentioned rubbing off. What is visualized can never be un-visualized. I will be in therapy for years, Not, years. You Austrians are a cruel lot!
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Maybe that’s why psychotherapy was invented here.
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You know Notwende, one of these days Phil is gonna kick us off of his blog for our good-nature sniping at each other! Then I suppose I may have to figure out Google Translation and we will have to continue on your blog…
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No need for the Notwende blog. We could use Unfuck U – my secondary and pretty dormant blog:
https://unfucku.home.blog/
But sniping around in Phil‘s halls is just so much more fun!
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It is isn’t it?
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Betcher ass!
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