Some People Just Have To Learn The Hard Way

Sooooo Sport, how far ya think yer gonna get with that set up?

Maybe to a tire shop if it’s less than six blocks away?


You know, they have been making these things called Spare Tires for, oh, I don’t know, maybe NINETY FUCKING YEARS NOW?

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.

Some peoples kids.

8 thoughts on “Some People Just Have To Learn The Hard Way

  1. I was shocked to find out some new vehicles no longer come with ANY kind of spare tire. A can of Fix-A-Flat and whatever contact you have to call a wrecker. Here is a list of them:

    Acura NSX
    Audi R8
    Audi TT
    BMW 2 Series
    BMW 3 Series
    BMW 4 Series
    BMW 6 Series
    BMW i3
    BMW i8
    BMW X3
    BMW X4
    Cadillac ATS
    Cadillac CTS
    Chevrolet Bolt EV
    Chevrolet Camaro
    Chevrolet Corvette
    Chevrolet SS
    Chevrolet Volt
    Dodge Viper
    Fiat 500
    Fiat 500L
    Fiat 500X
    Ford C-Max
    Hyundai Accent
    Hyundai Ioniq
    Infiniti QX30
    Jaguar F-Type
    Jeep Cherokee
    Jeep Compass
    Jeep Renegade
    Kia Forte
    Kia Niro
    Kia Rio
    Kia Soul
    Mazda MX-5 Miata
    Mercedes-Benz B-Class
    Mercedes-Benz C-Class
    Mercedes-Benz CLA-Class
    Mercedes-Benz E-Class
    Mercedes-Benz GLA-Class
    Mercedes-Benz S-Class
    Mercedes-Benz SL-Class
    Mini Cooper Countryman
    Mitsubishi i-MiEV
    Nissan GT-R
    Nissan Leaf
    Porsche 718 Cayman
    Porsche 911 Carrera
    Porsche Panamera
    Smart ForTwo
    Tesla Model S
    Tesla Model X

    What happens when your tire blows out completely ? Then dude – you are screwed, check out the cost of a tow job to find out how badly.


  2. I remember being way back in the woods with a Farmall H (they make great hunting vehicles) when a spot on the tire the mice had chewed through started leaking.
    We jacked it up, broke it down right on the tractor, pulled the tube to patch it, used a bunch of surplus leather thongs to weave a boot for the tire, put it all back together and used one of those sparkplug inflator doohickies to blow it up.
    The tractor stayed in there for five more years and that patch never gave us any trouble.


  3. coulda used that idea when my trailer tire delaminated at sixty mph and worked the trailer floor under the furnace and water heater and fridge like a forty two inch dado blade on a table saw. It was a expensive trip…


  4. If there is no spare and this gets the car to a shop then it’s genius…..if it’s considered a repair it’s evidence of brain death. Could go either way.


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