Pussy

 

PUSSY

I drink two to three cups of coffee every morning just to get my heart beating.

Then I switch to this shit and drink it all day and all night up until I go to bed. Not guzzling but I go through at least two big cans every damn day, sometimes three.

I also sleep like a rock unless I gotta get up and go pee.

Monstah

They say that too much caffeine will give you the shakes.

I like to go straight to vibrate.

2 thoughts on “Pussy

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  2. True story: I did one of those 23andMe genetic tests and it said I should drink more coffee.

    Well, not exactly. It said caffeine affects me less than most people, so I need more to get the same results. But that tells me the same thing: drink more.

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