Way too polite.
The shit you can do with electronic gizmo’s these days.
Them damn card readers drive me up the fucking wall though.
None of them are the same, some of them ask five fucking questions before they will complete the transaction, THAT’S IF the fucking chip reader can even read the chip to begin with . I get frustrated and tell the damn things to hurry up and take my electrons!
Here a few months ago now, the damn bank sent me a replacement card because the old one expired.
The old one didn’t have a chip, the new one does.
I remember thinking to myself at the time, here we fucking go.
Bigger than shit I start having trouble with the damn thing shortly after I get it. A month after I get it, the bank sends me ANOTHER one, informs me that the first one is going to expire in two weeks.
I ain’t even had this one a month. Then the NEW ONE starts giving me all kinds of fits.
I put up with that shit for about three weeks and finally had a belly full. Down to the bank, start bitching about all this bullshit with them sending me two cards in a month and neither one of them want to work worth a shit and now I want a THIRD fucking card!
Oh, the young feller says, yeah they were having some trouble with the chips on a batch of cards.
But they won’t bother recalling the motherfuckers, they will just wait you out and make you get pissed off first and have to go to the bank and get a new one ordered.
It’s not like I enjoy using the fuckers in the first place but I am allergic to cash money.
If I have any cash I start breaking out in hives just thinking about it and have to get rid of it as soon as humanly possible.
Oh look, some stupid fucking thing I don’t need! I have money, I’ll take three!
God forbid I go into someplace like Harbor Freight with a big wad of cash.
Yeah, give me a sec and I’ll back right up to the front door to making loading all this crap I don’t need into the back of my rig easier.
This is why the Wifely Unit takes care of the money around here. I’m horrible about that shit . That is why our bills get paid on time and why I now actually have a killer credit score.
Trust me though, I still go through money when I get the chance.
That fucking Ebay and a few other outfits get right into my ass pocket one way or another on a fairly regular basis.
But I don’t have to swipe that fucking card to do it