Not only is it not Thanksgiving yet, it’s not Halloween yet, it’s not even FUCKING OCTOBER YET!
I swear it gets worse every fucking year.
It’s no wonder I hate the Christmas season, it is now officially ONE ENTIRE QUARTER OF A YEAR LONG!!!
Miserable fucking shit.
You better watch your fucking ass Fat Man.
Maybe the last thing you hear will be HO HO HO This Motherfucker!