Happy Fourth Of July My Ass

This might as well be where I live.

It’s downright comical on the 4th, you can drive down a major thoroughfare at the edge of the city limits and it’s dark and quiet on one side of the road with an occasional lawbreaker sending a Roman Candle up in the air to what resembles a full on raging battle zone directly across the street.


It took twenty years of whining but the Snowflakes finally got enough votes out of the city council to ban fireworks in the city of Vancouver completely a couple of years ago.

Spineless fucking pussies.

I am reminded of this quote from Samuel Adams every fucking time I think about it,

“If you love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”

― Samuel Adams

Have a great 4th of July wherever you are and thank you from the bottom of my heart for your continued support of this blog and others like it.


God Bless America.



15 thoughts on “Happy Fourth Of July My Ass

  1. You have a fun and safe 4th ya old screw… I am looking forward to the day we can point those bottle rockets, roman candles and mortars at our enemies and really light them up proper whilst we aim and fire our lead enemas behind them so we may lay precise and accurate MAGA…


  2. Power-trippers. My very rural Midwest county growing up banned fireworks completely about 30 years ago. There had not been a single firework-related injury reported, ever, yet they managed to get a total ban passed.


  3. Every year that Obama was in office the city I live in sounded like WWIII on The Fourth, despite fire works being banned. Despite fireworks being banned, we have a store that sells fireworks, no mortars though. Since Trump was elected, the noise level has decreased significantly.

    God Bless America!


    • And this is why we became America in the first place! We don’t
      like no stinking government telling us what we can and cannot do.
      Dennis Leary summed it up in Demolition Man:


  4. Some 30 years ago, my wife and I were visiting family in rural northwest Illinois, and we happened to be driving through the country side around 10 pm on July 4th. That country is FLAT, like D9-Caterpillar-did-it flat. As we drove along we could each small town’s fire works display along the horizon. Display after display for miles on miles. The best fireworks I’ve ever seen.

    God Bless America.


  5. Happy Independence day. The greatest thing about moving out of the shit
    hole that is the Los Angeles area of California is that I went from Marxifornia
    to Free State California. There were some trade-offs out here in Burn Scrotum
    California (the High Desert) mainly the weather.

    But out here I can fly the 3×5′ American, Gadsden, and Dixie flags and nobody
    fucks with me! I am disabled but if I have to crawl to put up the flags, I will
    do so on every national holiday (especially Independence Day, Veterans Day,
    and Memorial Day.) Luckily I am not that far gone but I do have some mobility

    In a few hours, at the first sign of daylight, the flags will go up and the food prep
    starts. This year it is crockpot barbequed beef Short Ribs covered in a homemade
    spicy barbeque sauce broiled on a gas grill to caramelize the sauce, American
    style potato salad, a hybrid baked bean Idea had a few days ago. It is a copycat
    of the El Pollo barbeque black bean recipe using actual baked beans. (The
    Chipotle Peppers in Adobo sauce gives it a nice kick,) followed by jalapeno
    cornbread and IBC root beer and black cherry soda.

    Of course, the cook (that would be me) will be shit-faced after consuming
    copious amounts margaritas (on the rocks) as they were intended to be

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      • Will do Phil. The bit about drinking while cooking has a long
        tradition. Julia Child would sip the cooking sherry so often,
        she routinely ended up cutting herself with a Chef’s knife, resulting
        in the great SNL skit by Dan Akroid. Child in a former life was
        in the OSS. My mother was addicted to cooking shows that included
        her show and the (so she thought) Limey poofter Graham Kerr, The
        Galloping Gourmet. He would also nick himself a lot after sucking
        down some alcohol. The dude served in the British Army and
        the New Zealand Air Force and was a munitions expert who was
        straight and the father of 3 kids. We need more cooks in this
        world, they could wipe out Antifa in a weekend!

        Could not leave this post without adding this:


  6. god bless America?
    Sometimes you sound like you’ve got a good head on your shoulders, but sometimes you just sound silly.
    You know that’s just a fairy tale they tell the big children so they’ll fall in line and behave.
    You know it’s not true, right?
    There is no invisible magic wizard in the sky who reads your mind and knows when you’re sleeping and awake, knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake.
    Just for good measure, there’s no tooth fairy or easter bunny either.


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