What, the fuck?
I woke up yesterday a little after 8 AM, after about four hours sleep, was pretty much useless all damn day, fell asleep in my chair yesterday afternoon, stayed up again last night and then popped awake again at 8:00 this morning.
Me no likey.
I have shit to do but I levered my narrow ass out of my recliner a bit ago, got some more coffee, ate something and then hobbled out front to have a smoke. I say hobbled because that’s exactly what it was.
I has the Mystery Pains again.
Fucking legs hurt, feet hurt, elbow hurts and my lower back is flat out refusing to let me do much of anything.
I was living on Ibuprofen for a while but then I see the shit makes your blood pressure go up so I haven’t eaten any of that in two damn weeks.
Fuck this shit, I’m gonna eat a few to make this ease up so I can go get something done before the inevitable nap hits me between the eyes.
Getting old ain’t for pussies, that’s for damn sure and I’m pretty sure I’m getting old because this ancient Hillbilly looking motherfucker keeps staring back at me in the mirror every day.
Damn he’s ugly.
Has an attitude problem too.