I went in the kitchen a minute ago to grab some more coffee and my Sister In Law is in there with a bunch of little green onions. I am yakking at her for a minute telling her how much I love those little fuckers when she cuts about six of them in half.
I am in mid sentence when she grabs the bulb ends, turns around and throws them in the garbage!
I was kind of stunned for a second and then I just blurted out,
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!!
THAT”S THE BEST PART!!!
She looks confused and says to me, Oh I don’t eat that part.
What The Fuck??????!!!!!
Then The Wifely Unit chimes in from the front room, yeah, if you want to eat onions, just buy onions, we just use the green part.
As long as I live I will never understand the logic sequences they use.
I told her to save the rest of them because I eat that part, that’s why I buy ’em.
They make this stuff called Ranch Dressing, ever heard of it?
Hell, I munch on ’em as is while eating sandwiches.