2 thoughts on “Smooth

  1. I have been married 37 years. On my honeymoon we were at the beach and a girl that could have been a playboy centerfold walked towards the surf in front of me and my bride. I tried to not look but I was busted. My new wife told me she didn’t have a problem with me reading the menu but if I ever paced an order she would cut my balls off. I still have balls but I have read a lot of menus.

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