How In The World?! (NSFW)

How the fuck did this happen ?

Beings that I own a set of these personally it strikes me as though I would sure as fuck feel something wasn’t right LONG before it got to this point.

And how did they fit through that little slit in the first place?

No way

5 thoughts on “How In The World?! (NSFW)

  1. First, it is Dade county FL. Second, will bet there was a chip missing or the idiot drilled a small hole on the chair seat and dropped them in one at a time before considering the “monkey trap” concept. Third, it is FL, where the mentally disenfranchised seem to gather. And don’t ask me why, there is way too much stupid in the world to analyze as it is.

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  2. I’m guessing (and nope – won’t test THIS theory !) that the person sat down really hard and the seat slats opened up enough to slip ’em through.

    Must have been an interesting call to 911:

    PARDON ME – DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT ?

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    • As a pseudo mechanical/electrical engineer I would have to say you are correct. The weight of the blubbo sitting on the chair caused the slats to open up – since they can’t stretch, they warp open, and the only direction (when the seat is pressed down) they can go is wider since the plastic itself won’t stretch much. And there was Mr. Happy, just dangling there, and fell into the gap. You would have to pull Mr. Happy out *first* before standing up. Problem is, when Mr. Happy is stimulated, he swells up, and really the only quick fix is to wrench open the slat space that has Mr. Happy pinched. Or – and *I’m* NOT going to test this either – you can shrink Mr. Happy with some well-placed ice. Cold-cock, as it were.

      *snerk*

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